Ultimate May 12th Mother’s Day Towner Obstacle (Jackson Hole) Description
Phil Baux Park
1. Let’s Get Tough
Gather near the Teton Boulders and get psyched! If you’re not warmed up already we’ll give you a helping hand with our motivational mountain climbers and other calisthenics set to our inspirational music. Led by local alpinist, snow boarder and keynote speaker, Stephen Koch
2. King Scramble
The ultimate quad burning scramble straight up Snow King! The only thing to save you from sliding back down the king might just be a fellow Towner! You will follow the mud next to the snow line near the colored paint. Sponsored by Snow King Mountain
3. Motivational Mist
Let’s see if you can ignore one of the best snow making machines in the country… doubtful! This spray will give you the rejuvenation you are looking for as you head down, to the left and toward the Rodeo Grounds.
Get ready to rumble! It’s time to embrace the BOND – James Bond – inside yourself! Enter the arena with motivational theme music! Sponsored by Teton County Fair Grounds
4. The Spackman Plunge
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… get across the mud pit and get on with your top secret mission. This one is on honor of the mystery man himself Jarad Spackman. Sponsored by The Spackmans and Associates
5. Be Balanced
Traverse these balance beams over and above the spooky pool of water. Sponsored by Teton Orthopedics
6. Karma Krawl
Get down and dirty! You’ll be dreaming of all those yoga classes as you slink and slime your way through the sand and mud!
7. Covert Culvert
It might get spooky when you crawl through the culverts, but don’t delay because there will be fellow Towners right behind you! Sponsored by Suburban Urology Network
8. Slippery When Wet
Getting over this menacing slippery 6-foot wall will definitely go in the “harder than it looks” category. Teamwork may come in handy as you get up and over the slimy obstacle. Sponsored by St. Johns Hospital
9. The Maze
Left, right, up or down choose wisely as you do your best navigate the Teton Thai maze! Sponsored by Teton Thai
10. Up-Down and Dirty Mystery Obstacle
Get ready! For what you don’t know! (Yes that’s why it’s called a mystery obstacle.) Sponsored by Ridgeline Excavation
11. Irish Spring
Feeling like all that mud might need a little rinsing? We’ve got you covered! Refresh yourself with a cool spray before putting it back on the road! Sponsored by Rocky Mountain Marketing
Enter Miller Park on the South East Corner. Motivational music will keep you going as you rock out to all our awesome obstacles in Miller Park!
12. Be Bold!
Overcoming obstacles in life requires us to be bold, and this is yet another Spackism that rings true for all Towners. Get Up, Under and Through this BOLD sequence of walls. This special sequence is for Jarad’s parents – Dave and Susie Spackman – as a great reminder of our awesome parents who instill values in us to help us take life to new heights!
13. Crazy 8s
Run through tires but don’t run into your fellow Towners as you circumnavigate this tire-town course! This one will make you CCCCRRRRAAAZZZZYYYY!!!!!! Kind Towner donations by Big-O-Tires
14. Roll Away The Dew
Roll your tire as fast as you can through this intricate course. We’ll challenge your dexterity and “make it interesting” for you. Our bet is that you’ll be plenty “tired” after this one! A pre-quill to our Grateful Dead Tribute following the race!
15. Spectators Gauntlet
Run the gauntlet and get refreshed – Ultimate Towner style! * A port-o-pody restroom will be located at the North East Corner of Miller Park
North Side Corridor of the Recreation Center
16. Sack Hop Slalom
When is the last time you hopped in a burlap sack? We’ll see if your ski legs are still with you as you hop through our slalom course! Sponsored by JH Land Trust
17. Believe-Achieve Wall
Get up and over this mound and wall sequence. You’ve made it this far. You’ve got keep believing to keep on achieving!
18. Burp-Be Your Best
Could there be any other exercise that works more muscles than the Burpee? Probably but this one is our favorites and it looks cool too. Be your best! Sponsored by Cross Fit Jackson Hole
Mike Yokel Park
19. Telos Run
This section of the course is dedicated to Grand Dynamics dog Telos and to all our dogs who bring smiles to our face when we overcome obstacles in life. Telos means purpose. Here’s to living yours! Sponsored by the dog – Telos Walther!
20. Sand Pit Sammy
Who says sand doesn’t stick? We’ll test the theory as you make your way over, under and through the sand pit for your first obstacle in Mike Yokel Park. Shake n Bake! Kind Towner Donations by JH Ski School
21. Mom’s Wall
Awe… we love you mom!!!! Sponsored by Mother’s Anonymous
22. Zig and Zag
Meet Zig and Zag, cousins of Bob and Weave. After you make their acquaintance you’ll probably meet their second cousin, DIZZY!
23. Mystery Obstacle!
You’re gonna love this one! But we can’t let the cat out of the bag just yet!
24. Love Life Wall
Loving life – and your fellow Towners might just be what you need to overcome the biggest baddest wall of the course! LOVE LIFE – Word’s to live by! Sponsored by Grand Dynamics International
25. Mother’s Day Love Tunnel
Dedicated to all our moms!!!! Careful – watch your head as you crawl under and squeeze through this “special” tunnel. Dedicated to all the mothers out there! Thank you for having us!
Phil Baux Park
Cross the finish line (your time will officially stop here) and climb to the top of the Teton Boulder for your victory pose!
Celebrate your victory with fellow Towners to the jamming tunes of DJ Rocky! Get ready for more celebration, beer from Roadhouse Brewing and pizza from Mountain High. We will keep it rocking with live music from members of the Deadlocks and Wounded Knees!
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